22 Word Epithet

It's strange how so many people offer the title
"Jack of All Trades"
without realizing it's not a
compliment.

Master of none.

23 Words Whispered Behind Me In Line At A Coffee Shop By Two Teenage Girls

What's a red eye?  It sounds like it has alcohol.
Ask him!
No!  You ask him!
He's old.  Should I call him 'sir'?